So went to the big city the other day and into the Dodge dealer, marched into the showroom like I owned the place, grabbed this hat, walked over to reception and asked “So what’s a guy pay for this hat that just bought a new Gladiator?” The girl the was like “OMG, this is no good, where’s your salesman?” I said “I’m just kidding, I just restored my ‘94 YJ and LOOK AT THIS HAIR! I need a new hat.” She leaned over and said “Just take it.” Was awesome.